I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.

What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters.

Motherhood furnishes us with, not just giving life — but, partaking of life’s learning.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity.

Perhaps the mission of an artist is to interpret beauty to people - the beauty within themselves.

The cruelest lies are often told without a word The kindest truths are often spoken, never heard

I am the same as the public as my fans.

We have to save the world," I reminded him. He reached for me. "The world can wait. I can't.

Sacrifice to me is something you do without expecting something in return.

I have my ship, and all her flags are a-flying. She is all that I have left, and music is her name.