Mick Foley Quotes

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

This is for all the little Stingers

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

Yeah, that's a good point.

We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.

If you're in my shoes, and your goal is to leave people with the biggest possible smile on their face, then doing the meet-and-greet afterwards makes sense.

I always welcome being part of something positive in WWE.

I'm glad I had a chance to see great music played up close and live. In a way, that's what I hope my show does. It's almost like an acoustic evening with Mick Foley.