If you don't like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Do what you will. I do not fear death.

He who having lost one ideal refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand.

The leading rule for a man of every calling is diligence; never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

No matter how tough the chase is, you should always have the dream you saw on the first day. It'll keep you motivated and rescue you (from any weak thoughts).

In many ways Africa subsidised America and Europe's development.

Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from falling hands we throw.

People, of all ages, are far more open than you might think to being moved in new ways.

If the criminal will not keep his gains for ever and his victim will not always suffer want, surely man passes like a shadow and troubles himself in vain.

There is no kind of idleness by which we are so easily seduced as that which dignifies itself by the appearance of business.

I like buying clothes, especially as I get a tax-deductible allowance.