If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I can't protect you from knowledge.

We created not only to exist but to fulfill a sacred mission.

If this was just a dream she wished she could have it every night. Neal not quite whispering sweet somethings into her ear.

We live at the edge of the miraculous.

My biggest thing is to stay with my approach and take quality ABs to the plate. I'm just trying to keep it simple.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

Nothing is going to happen to you if you throw salt on the floor, stand under a ladder, or see eight black cats on the street.

To dread no eye and to suspect no tongue is the great prerogative of innocence--an exemption granted only to invariable virtue.

Remember the White Knight.

There's a fascination frantic in a ruin that's romantic.