If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

If we can save at least one child from hurting themselves and destorying their lives then I believe we can say...We did our jobs!

People have to create some sort of art so they have something to think about other than their shitty lives.

That great artillery of God Almighty.

Bulnerable without strength is vulnerable, and being vulnerable means you can be victimized.

I started in Martial Arts with my father when I was 4 years old. I guess I started because my two older brothers and mom trained so it was what our whole family did for fun.

In dance the hand hath liberty to touch, the eye to gaze, the arm for to embrace.

Sometimes reality is better than dreams

Science never cheered up anyone. The truth about the human situation is just too awful.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

You're too damn selfish!