If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

True kindness is an anchor that drops deep into the heart and you feel it while it’s dropping. Meanwhile, untrue kindness is merely a condition of the face.

I try to write my own music. It's a good way of de-stressing.

I love parties. I love a good time.

If you don't believe in what you're selling, neither will your prospect.

In the world of Art there are no wrong choices.

I think of Mercy Watson like a superball; there's a bouncy kind of optimism to her stories. She allows me to play, and she makes me laugh. Hopefully readers feel the same way.

When I was growing up, my parents took in foster children. From a young age, I learned that there are a lot of children in need.

Every writing teacher gives the subliminal message, every time they teach: 'Your life counts for something.' In no other subject that I know of is that message given.

I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.