When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

Love isn’t blind. Maybe we are all born blind and love finally gives us sight.

It is better to be accepted by the bright few than by the dull masses.

We all have so much more power to make our dreams a reality - and love life along the way - than we think we do!

She said I do on day 482, and gave me a son on day 761.

The poorest ploughman is in Christ equal with the greatest prince that is. Let them therefore have sufficient to maintain them.

It isn't the sign of a good sport to go out among other people when one has a cold: it is the sign of a selfish and ill-advised person.

Tourism requires that you see conventional things, and that you see them in a conventional way.

It was sort of the first movie [The Specials ] where I really got to let my comedy freak flag fly. And everybody in it made me laugh really hard. I wish more people had seen it.

I like the app where you can make your own memes. I make memes all the time and send them to my friends.

The skilful disputant well knows that he never has his enemy at more advantage than when, by allowing the premises, he shows him arguing wrong from his own principles.