I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.

Wisdom ain't a virtue I ever aspired to.

Much of what has gone wrong in the pursuit of Arab-Israeli peace is due to a lack of strong leadership, primarily among the Palestinians.

The only transformer and alchemist that turns everything into gold is love. The only magic against death, aging, ordinary life, is love.

I question the value of stars. I think they're overrated. They get too much money, too much praise.

Sometimes there are good reasons to do bad things.

I do know that I need solitude, not only to write but to nourish myself (being, like most writers, an introvert) so that I do keep trying to write.

I keep losing and regaining my equilibrium, which is the basic plot of all popular fiction. And I myself am a work of fiction.

I never knew any Jews until I got into show business. I've found them to be real smart and good workers.

What is most important is your Spirit. Why identify with anything else but your own spirit? You cannot get money out of it. No. The joy of Spirit is the reward of Spirit.

Do a little bit more than average and from that point on our progress multiplies itself out of all proportion to the effort put in.