If a good face is a letter of recommendation, a good heart is a letter of credit.

How many of us have been attracted to reason; first learned to think, to draw conclusions, to extract a moral from the follies of life, by some dazzling aphorism.

The conscience is the most flexible material in the world. Today you cannot stretch it over a mole hill; while tomorrow it can hide a mountain.

He who writes prose builds his temple to Fame in rubble; he who writes verses builds it in granite.

Genius is but fine observation strengthened by fixity of purpose.

Men are valued, not for what they are, but for what they seem to be.

A fresh mind keeps the body fresh. Take in the ideas of the day, drain off those of yesterday.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

Punctuality is the stern virtue of men of business, and the graceful courtesy of princes.

Love has no thought of self! Love buys not with the ruthless usurer's gold The loathsome prostitution of a hand Without a heart! Love sacrifices all things To bless the thing it loves!

A fresh mind keeps the body fresh.

By nature, we get more pleasure from God's gifts then from Himself.

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

I don't like working out with lots of makeup because I don't like it getting into my pores.

Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds them. We live by the death of others. We are burial places.

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.

I cant swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

NATO's got a vital role to play. It's very important that we protect NATO.

I will make a general statement that we have not had anything like the policy of holding people in high office responsible for their acts that I think we should.