If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If you want to get a meaningful result: create something very complex, and then simplify it.

Always stay strong to your dream because when you lose sight of it then that is when your dream dies!

The richest man in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar he ever earned. It's the man who still has his best friend.

The heart that is constantly overflowing with gratitude will be safe from those attacks of resentfulness and gloom that bother so many persons.

The most positive men are the most credulous, since they most believe themselves, and advise most with their falsest flatterer and worst enemy--their own self-love.

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

Our Father which art in heaven - Stay there - And we will stay on earth - Which is sometimes so pretty.

One characteristic of Americans is that they have no toleration at all of anybody putting up with anything. We believe that whatever is going wrong ought to be fixed.

I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, although very few were unearned