Mr. Krabs Quotes

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

Money is the ultimate source of joy.

I love this young people's music.

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!