Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

We are healed to help others. We are blessed to be a blessing. We are saved to serve, not to sit around and wait for heaven.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.

I know this independence is what people like most about my brand.

I have epiphanies all the time, because I'm always thinking. I'm a thinker. I'm always writing poetry, I'm always coming to conclusions.

Outside, in the newly fallen darkness, the world had been transformed. The sky had become a glistening tapestry of stars.

Drawing is the artist's most direct and spontaneous expression, a species of writing: it reveals, better than does painting, his true personality.

Woo her not till thou hast seen her mother, for a score of years worketh wonders.

I remember thinking, 'I'll audition just once and if it doesn't work out I'll never think about it ever again.'

The process of making music is more interesting to me than the end result. If I was a cook, I'd be more interested in cooking food than eating food.

I pride myself on being consistent. So, yes, it definitely means something, even though I don't set goals.