If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Imagine a man without lungs. Imagine earth without Amazon rainforest.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

Whenever the government of the United States shall break up, it will probably be in consequence of a false direction having been given to public opinion.

What you see from here is not what you see from there.

Dressing up is all about reflecting how I feel.

Because music is a language unto itself, when I'm writing, I need silence. I need to hear the music and the rhythms of the words inside my thoughts.

I pray Thee, O God, that I may be beautiful within.

Journalism is in fact history on the run.

My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as.

Two sure ways to fail- Think and never do or do and never think.