Ideologies aren't all that important. What's important is psychology.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

TV and film has defined my entire life.

I do think I was trying to entertain the reader more than I was trying to purge myself.

For various reasons, when people engage the Bible, they don't see very readily how it relates to their work.

The American people do not want people thumbing their nose at the law. It undercuts the very fabric of our society and the system of civil justice and of criminal justice as well.

The mystical kundalini is very different. It is a much more intense transformative energy which, when used, allows a person to make tremendous spiritual leaps in a short period of time.

Liberty is liberty, not equality or fairness or justice or human happiness or a quiet conscience.

I didn't speak English until I came to Pittsburgh.

You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool.

God! Whose hand was I holding?