INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

When you think about it, media's the intersection of content and technology - it's all about storytelling, like photography and the camera.

I'm not a drama person, but when you can make a movie in song form in three-and-a-half minutes, it's surreal.

The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they can take your life; but the same can be said of the most weak.

I view it as one of the greatest crimes to shadow the minds of the young with these gloomy superstitions, and with fears of the unknown and the unknowable to poison all their joy in life.

This fight is not going to be over in 10 minutes or 10 weeks; there's no quick solution. If you think it's taking too long, remember, God is with you.

Solitude is sometimes the best society.

My mom always used to say, "You'll be a better kid if you just listen."

I found that while life drags on when you're losing, it marches on when you're winning.

I'm as American as Chevrolet.