I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals.

We learned many years ago that the rich may have money, but the poor have time.

See the wild Waste of all-devouring years! How Rome her own sad Sepulchre appears, With nodding arches, broken temples spread! The very Tombs now vanish'd like their dead!

I advocate the use of force to rescue Terri Schiavo from being starved to death. I further advocate the killing of anyone who interferes with such rescue.

When you know what you want and you want it badly enough, you will find the ways to get it.

If something's important to you, you make time for it.

Theres a lot of American kids think their food comes from the grocery store and the concept of seasonality has no meaning to them whatsoever.

When forced to choose, I will not trade even a night's sleep for the chance of extra profits.