On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Liquor may have its defenders, but it has no defense.

What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a down spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.

Know how to use evasion. That is how smart people get out of difficulties.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

From the time I was a kid, I always knew something was going to happen to me. Didn't know exactly what.

If you have to make laws to hurt a group of people just to prove your morals and faith, then you have no true morals or faith to prove.

Chicago is one city. We shall work as one people for our common good and our common goals.

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.

The good thing about painting from memory is that so much is forgotten.

If you want to know why some kids can wait and others can't, then you've got to think like they think.