I woke up at five o'clock in the morning with the whole first paragraph in my head. Now, this just shows what a slothful person I am: I tried to go back to sleep.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

The inside and the outside of our lives are each the shell where we learn to live.

Everything we do and think has consequences and everything is connected by this web and has a meaning. When we touch the web on one side of the world, it ripples through it to the other - and so on.

I believe the world is incomprehensibly beautiful - an endless prospect of magic and wonder.

Billionaires prefer Black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups.

When you recognize what your talents are, a happy life is developing them to the greatest extent you can.

The reason why clutter clearing is effective is that while you are putting your external world in order there are corresponding changes going on internally too.

A dead tree, falling, made less havoc than a live one. It seemed as though a live tree went down fighting, like an animal.

It is extremely urgent to try and adapt our thoughts realistically to a world which has no fixed general direction either upward or downward, but is likely to vary largely according to what we do.

In order that all men might be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it.

We only exist in terms of how we think we exist. Meaning every cultural development is fabricated and can be fabricated.