I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?

Every mother and daughter should make time for a trip together. It's good for the soul.

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

I don't despise, because no-one should live rent-free inside your head.

Being rich and miserable has got to be better than poor and unhappy.

We mothers of grown-up daughters tend to view them with a mixture of love, exasperation, irritation and awe.

My best business decision is always to have been unembarrassed about negotiating a decent deal. Not being coy or shy about money is second nature to me.

I come from a family of traders; my grandmother and my mother were very good at making money.

Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature?I don't think I shall bother, madam, seeing as you are making such a good job of it yourself!

when the picture is too close to your face you lose the sight, when the future is too close to your face you see the light.

Never be focused on yourself.

Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal.

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love prayer and forgiveness.

Hazing is an extraordinary activity that, when it occurs often enough, becomes perversely ordinary as those who engage in it grow desensitized to its inhumanity.

The universe... is a machine for the making of gods.

Opera is a beautiful and important diversion for me.

He has lost his left arm, but I my right.

If there is a doubt, I believe that I must put myself forward and undergo the people's judgment.