I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops.

Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

The catcher is in the middle of everything. He sees it best.

So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had a lot to live up to.

Slumps are like a soft bed. They are easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Slumps in life are like soft beds. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Success means nothing if you don't know who you are. If you don't know who you are then you are not a success.

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?

Great persons are great because of good, strong foundations on which they were able to build a character.

Weapons are less harmful than words.

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid!

What was stolen must be returned

There are five Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and the Christian. Most people will never read the first four.

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

Men dislike being awakened from their death in life.