Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.

A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops.

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

The catcher is in the middle of everything. He sees it best.

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had a lot to live up to.

Slumps are like a soft bed. They are easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Slumps in life are like soft beds. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Fear and bigotry don’t need explaining. They simply are, like traffic jams and taxes.

A real hero doesn't expect to be thanked or even recognized.

The consensual seduction of the mainstream media by and with the government is one of the most dangerous toxins at work in America today.

I hate the way market forces try to separate us out in to the appropriate demographic - basically in order to sell us things. We need to find stories that we can enjoy together, not separately.

I will do everything I can to reach out to everybody.

It just didn't occur to me, sitting at my computer, that I would end up travelling all over the world.

Marriage, sanctified by the bond of fidelity, is the nearest life gets to a work of art.

I would I had a thousand lives that I might give them to ... China!

Columbus was the first to come to the east. Vikings don't count, and neither do all the people who were standing on the beaches and waving when he got here.