I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.

Good can sit in the distance, just beyond your view, waiting, until you go toward it.

August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

We're going to protect Christianity. We don't have to be politically correct about it.

It is in this way that I went forth to teach.

Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.

Regardless of anyone’s dietary motivations, the healthiest lifestyle is the one that’s most compassionate.

The thing that keeps a business ahead of the competition is excellence in execution.