August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.

Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

I would never have started this trip if I had known how tough it was, but I couldn't and wouldn't quit.

Guitar Hero has been so successful that a lot of people were questioning how it was possible to innovate on the most successful franchise of its kind.

Everybody who belongs to Christ belongs to everybody who belongs to Christ

Naturally, business and pleasure can be readily combined, but a certain balance should exist, and the latter should not predominate over the former.

Drawing is of the Spirit and color of the Senses.

The paintings may communicate even better because people are lazy and they can look at a painting with less effort than they can read a poem.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

I live for Pilates reformer class. I go at least three times a week. It's a great way to lengthen your muscles, stretch, and kind of relax your mind.

Each of you is perfect the way you are ... and you can use a little improvement.

So how are things going along? Pretty good. Going to be good tomorrow? Hope so.