I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for.

The only thing crueler than a cage sosmall that a bird can’t fly is a cage solarge that a bird thinks it can fly.

Singing is a way of releasing an emotion that you sometimes can't portray when you're acting.

It is a very long and very difficult road from a fact to a conclusion. But it is a million times longer from a theory to a fact.

I never thought of myself as the leader. The most important person, perhaps.

The truth is I don't feel too bad for my age. I actually have a better shape now than I used to.

All of our panelists are deeply engaged in the topics at hand, so that leaves me free to convene a little dinner party, sans alcohol, and invite the rest of America to listen in.

People should and do trust me.

I'm very slow, and I do everything myself. I remember I spent three days to change the size of something I had sketched because I felt it was too small.

Ignorance is the wet-nurse of prejudice.