Pork Quotes

Pork Quote of the day

I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I’ve slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.

If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels.

I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I try to use bacon and pork products whenever it can.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.

I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork.

A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought.

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.

I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after!

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.

We were meant to survive because of our minds' ability to reason, our ability to live with frustration in order to maintain our virtue. We wore smiling masks while dying inside.

Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

I didn't eat pork either. Except bacon, of course. Everyone eats bacon.

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.

Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more.

Television was supposed to be a national park. (Instead) it has become a money machine... It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies.

No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

You know, Hoosiers recognize pork when we see it. And they recognize what bailing out every failing business in America means - We're burying generations under a mountain range of debt.

I always say we got 700 pounds of pork up front. They're going to hold guys down and allow us linebackers to make a lot of plays. Even in practice. I'm loving it, man.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man.

As with most things in life, Lady Maccon preferred the civilized exterior to the dark underbelly (with the exception of pork products, of course.)

I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet.

The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America.

I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.

I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don’t have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi)

I object to you using words like squander and pork. What is pork in one part of the country is an essential project in another part.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

Pork was in 1971, and I stopped hanging out at The Factory by like 1973.

This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.

The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.

I'm Puerto Rican! You can never take my rice, pork, and beans away. Plus, I love to cook. I'm one of those people who stay in the kitchen standing while everything is cooking, checking on everything.

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.

My message is use grass-fed beef, use heirloom pork varieties, use organic chickens, wait until wild salmon or wild seafood are in season, smoke organic vegetables.

This, my children," Alistair said proudly, "was barbecue pork." Dan rapped his fingers against the latch. "Been out in the sun for a long time.

The bill's a textbook example of special interest pork barrel politics at work, and I have no choice but to veto it.

Before I became a Muslim, I ate pork and chased women--but all that stuff stopped.

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?