I was also the romantic lead in The Boston Strangler - I was the only one that lived to tell the story - so I called myself the romantic lead.

I was in group therapy for years but it wasn't the same thing. It was more about growing.

Well, you know, I've had a very checkered career.

Well, it was the beginning of my film career. It was amazing to me that I got nominated for an Academy Award.

I hope to have some more cracks at some wonderful roles before I go to the Great Beyond.

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.

No, I don't belong to a retirement community.

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

Never forget: Satan’s goal is to turn us away from God.

The goal of spiritual practice is full recovery, and the only thing you need to recover from is a fractured sense of self.

I want to be one of the top guys in the back end and make sure I keep our team in line and doing the right things in front of me.

I have always been a grumbler. I am designed for the part - sagging face, weighty underlip, rumbling, resonant voice. Money couldn't buy a better grumbling outfit.

All my spells smell like burnt hair lately.

Listen to them! How wholly infused with God is this one big word of love that we call the world!

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life and finding humor in it.

Good advice is like a proverb: the meaning depends on the interpretation.