Wine Humor Quotes

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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Mitch Hedberg

Wine Humor Quotes: "Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something."

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

Sarah Silverman

Wine Humor Quotes: "Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!"

Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

Tanya Masse

Wine Humor Quotes: "I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!"

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!

Tanya Masse

Wine Humor Quotes: "We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness."

We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness.

Olivier Magny, Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure