I wanna bite the hand that feeds me. I wanna bite that hand so badly. I want to make them wish they'd never seen me.

I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness. I crave the silhouette of your kiss.

I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.

I believe that music is connected by human passions and curiosities rather than by marketing strategies.

I feel like a juggler running out of hands.

I can't say anymore than I love you. Anything else would be a waste of breath.

Don't wear your heart on your sleeve when your remarks are off the cuff.

The radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools tryin' to anesthetize the way that you feel.

And I don't feel any form of music is beyond me in the sense of that I don't understand it or I don't have some love for some part of it.

Women hear rhythm differently than men.

Maybe I just never learned my harmony part, because what everybody says sounds odd to them sounds perfectly natural to me.

Many things which are called 'secrets' are only things withheld from people until they can understand or effectively experience them.

As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hinduism and many elements of Buddhism. These are all means of accessing spiritual energy.

Complaining is what we do when we are really not praying.

When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do the same jokes in a different place every night.

Teaching is the rare profession where the customer isn't always right and needs to be told so appropriately.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature.

When liberals are behind something, I'm automatically suspicious.

I think that anyone who's pushed to do the very best that they can is privileged. It's a luxury.

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.