Never Throw Stones At Your Mother

I got back to my hometown, and everyone is like, "I wish I could retire at 39." So they put it in perspective.

"You're really not that old." You know, the old grandpa thing - Grandpa Rossy with KB [Kris Bryant] and Rizz [Anthony Rizzo]. That's how everyone treats me.

A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous and invites everybody to shy a brick at him.

I've never been a good hitter.

Talent is part of the equation, but when you combine talent with accountability and authenticity, it is tough to beat.

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Honesty is the fastest way to prevent a mistake from turning into a failure.

I have way too shady a background to get into politics. I was a crazy kid - I was in bands, and I don't think I'd get very far before people started digging up stuff I didn't want them to see.

...life is all about chances. You might be safer not taking any. But playing it totally safe means you're only existing. Not living. I want to live.

It is little the sign of a wise or good man, to suffer temperance to be transgressed in order to purchase the repute of a generous entertainer.

When I have a problem I pray about it, and what comes to mind and stays there I assume to be my answer. And this has been right so often that I know it is God's answer.

Kissing's no fun when you have herpes

If people knew the working of the law of truth and nonviolence, then they would themselves regulate the matter of its shortage.

Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.

Give yourself the gift of nature as often as you can.