Uncle Quotes

Uncle Quote of the day

You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.

I may drink too much and play too loud, hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd. That don't mean I don't respect my mama or Uncle Sam.

It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done — than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].

I'm not an Uncle Tom. . .. I'm going to be here for 40 years. For those who don't like it, get over it.

My dad remembers being in school with my uncle, and the teacher would say outright to the class that the Japanese were second-class citizens and shouldn't be trusted.

A small business person has Uncle Sam as a partner, a partner who puts up no money, does no work, and wants 30 or 40 percent

I did not write it (Uncle Tom's Cabin). God wrote it. I merely did his dictation.

...The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits.

In other words, science tells us that Adam and Eve are fictions. That Saint Paul or Uncle Tom Cobley and all thought otherwise is irrelevant. They were wrong.

Jazz is an Uncle Tom word. They should stop using that word for selling. I told George Wein the other day that he should stop using it.

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

Any time Uncle Sam, with all his machinery for warfare, is held to a draw by some rice eaters, he's lost the battle.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

My grandfather and my uncle both died from colorectal cancer, my dad almost died from it and I have the gene for it.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

It seems you don't approve of the family business Katerina. Or of me. But these chances you take... These things you do... This is a dangerous life to live... alone.

They said that I had sold out and (am an) Uncle Tom. And I said well, they deserve to have that view. But I have my thoughts. And I think they're race-hustling poverty pimps.

I don't use those terms [like Uncle Tom], and I would never speak in that kind of language.

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

Why should [Uncle Sam] send 20 billion dollars down there [South America], which is going to go down the drain every time you have a racial in - incident in this country?

Uncle Sam is forcing integration only because he's trying to impress the people of - abroad that he's morally qualified to be the leader of the world.

I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force.

You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money?

It's good to see you, little one." He (Uncle Eddie) scanned her short skirt. "I only wish I were not seeing quite so much of you.

Someday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie

The window can be fixed, Katerina. I'm far more concerned about him.

You have phantom income each year. No money is being put in your pocket, but you have to take some money out of your pocket to pay Uncle Sam because the tax is paid based on accretion.

A handful of works in history have had a direct impact on social policy: one or two works of Dickens, some of Zola, 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' and, in modern drama, Larry Kramer's 'The Normal Heart.'

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thyeyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.

Some of us can live without a society but not without a family.

In united families, they might sleep with half filled stomach but no one sleeps with empty stomach.

My main nurturing instinct toward children is mild sadism--picking them up and threatening to drop them--which is why I am a good uncle but would make a poor father.

You can take the Indian out of the family, but you cannot take the family out of the Indian.

In your name, the family name is at last because it's the family name that lasts.

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.

You're saying, ' he said, weighing each word, 'that we should send Carrot away to be a duck among humans because Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle.

Things are more like they are now...than they have EVER been before!

Enough of medical ethics. Let Uncle Hippocrates rest in peace. It’s time to send an S.O.S to Uncle Omar Khayyam instead.

It was a feeling which he had seen before in his mother

Remember, Pia, " he whispers. "Perfect is as perfect does.