I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited toschool for Career Day.

I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I wanted to admit.

Does truth have a moral?

lightning thief was good but the sea of monsters is better and has more action!

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!

But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!

You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.

That's what makes heroes so special. You carry the hopes of humanity into the realm of the eternal.

He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

All in good time is something Cosmic Ordering does not follow.

Sometimes in life our master will teach us and then test us like this. He will send the same painful circumstances to us over and over again until we no longer want what isn’t good for us

Gomers are human beings who have lost what goes into being human beings. They want to die, and we will not let them.

The unifying of opposites is the eternal process.

A pick-up artist gave me a good piece of advice: the three most important things in a relationship are honesty, trust and respect, and if you don't have those, you don't have love.

The teacher has more power than the Minister.

Life is an illusion that last too little.

People that talk about living in the real world don't even enjoy living in the real world.

To me, polls are like approval ratings for presidents are like an offensive line, right. And if an offensive line is weak, that means the defense is empowered and emboldened.

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.