lightning thief was good but the sea of monsters is better and has more action!

I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I wanted to admit.

Does truth have a moral?

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!

But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!

You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited toschool for Career Day.

That's what makes heroes so special. You carry the hopes of humanity into the realm of the eternal.

He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

Those who waste time are the people who won the sperm race by mistake.

Science fiction writers foresee the inevitable, and although problems and catastrophes may be inevitable, solutions are not.

It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.

I love playing music - and live especially - and I love being on the road. It gets in your blood.

Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers

Traditional history appears to be the defacto recognition of every evil deed that failed to be stopped or eliminated.

Many people have overcome that home situation simply by having at least one caring adult, whether a teacher, mentor or religious leader.

Luck can often mean simple taking advantage of a situation at the right moment, It is possible to make your luck by being always prepared.

Most liberals I know were for invading Afghanistan right after 9/11.

When I go to a restaurant, yeah, I know that a line is probably going to form in front of the table, but didn't I always wish for that? Yeah, I did.