I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

To quote Gandhi yet again, "If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.

Hills are terrific for running

I feel like, I mean, there's no new wheel, you know. A newsmagazine is what it is.

Whoever has provoked men to rage against him has always gained a party in his favor, too.

In the end, death came uniformly to all, and all extracted as much satisfaction from their dying as this essentially graceless process could afford.

The path of a good woman is indeed strewn with flowers; but they rise behind her steps, not before them.

I slowly came to realize that this job of being an actor, you spend most of your time looking for work. That is your job. Your job is auditioning. You spend very little of your time actually working.

My dad was a great competitor in his own way. He would never let us win at anything, and we had to work our tails off to beat him.

I just think music is one of those frontiers where people really want the "I" to be you.

Life is a hailstorm of distractions. It's not the monster that stops us but the mosquito.