I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships.

One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.

I care about the diversity of the mindset of the people creating our future, and the windows through which we see it, and the tools we use to build it.

Discernment is God's call to intercession, never to faultfinding.

God is watching us, but He loves us so much that He can't take His eyes off us. We may lose sight of God, but He never loses sight of us.

The goldenrod is yellow, The corn is turning brown, The trees in apple orchards With fruit are bending down.

We are the hands, feet and mouthpiece of Christ. We are His ambassadors on Earth, called to stop injustice and restore His people.

You don't need to win every medal to be successful.

Much can and must be done by governments, but they cannot of themselves change lives.

I like plays, movies, everything. It doesn't matter.