Never put a sock in a toaster.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

He was as incapable of imagining pain or danger to himself as he was incapable of conceiving the pain he caused others.

The words you speak into your life are the fountain you swim it.

Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.

I want to dominate a little more, just be a level beyond everyone else. I expect that from myself.

Men live best upon a little; Nature has given to all the privilege of being happy, if they but knew how to use their gifts.

Dauer in Wechsel. Duration in change.

Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal - that there is no human relation between master and slave.

Of course it looks bad when you're not executing. When things go bad, it's not going to look good.

It shocks me when young kids still say, 'I want to do a magazine,'

The four most powerful words in the English language - please, thanks, sorry and why.