If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Yeah. I mean, acknowledging is easy. Something happened or it didn't. But understanding... that's where things get sticky.

For the first time I realized adults could back themselves into corners so remote that love, or its memory, could no longer reach them.

The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous.

You are losing out because Mexican rapists are taking your job.

Come on, I know bad acting when I hear it.

We can build a new modern electric grid. That's a lot of jobs; that's a lot of new economic activity.

There is beauty to be found in the changing of the earth’s seasons, and an inner grace in honouring the cycles of life.

Dreams come a couple sizes too big so you can grow into them.

Pray as if it's up to God, work as if it's up to you.

O, my luve is like a red, red rose.