I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing.

Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, 'God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me.' It's kind of flattering, really.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.

Don't lie, but don't tell the whole truth.

Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me." Well, that was pretty direct.

I think I probably hoped for it a little bit, but I'm not an optimist. I'm a realist... or maybe even a pessimist.

If a cream can give you confidence then you really have to check your whole confidence department in the first place.

The Beatles weren't like any other band. Everybody in the band sang, which is why you knew everybody in the band.

Everyone is now a potential terrorist.

From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.

Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain.