I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Never hurt a woman because she is someone’s mother or will be someone’s mother. Could you hurt your mother?

Love is an active action.

If you don't know where you are going how can you expect to get there?

It's odd that men feel they must protect women, since for the most part they must be protected from men.

I love that in this movie [Everybody Loves Somebody], you almost want to go and hang out with this family.

The Gatsby that I remember reading when I was 15 years old in junior high school was far different from the Gatsby I read as an adult.

How do you measure your value?

Dominican Republic is, is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etcetera.

A lot of people have dreams and never do anything about them. When you have ideas and dreams, you do something about it.