I think it makes people frustrated when they have to live their actual lives commercial free and they can't just magically wind up at the part with the happy ending.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

Smart means having intellectual humility rather than high cognitive ability.

Flat muscled and honey coloured. Sea secrets in his eyes. A silver raindrop in his ear.

When you create art, the world has to wait.

Satellite in my eyes Like a diamond in the sky How I wonder Satellite strung from the moon And the world your balloon Peeping Tom for the mother station

Spontaneous combustion of grassroots politics is the future.

An individual without information can't take responsibility. An individual with information can't help but take responsibility.

A parent knows better than any book or "expert" what their kid really needs.

Sold my soul to the devil, made a profit.

If I'm wrong, I'm man enough to say I'm wrong.

Civilians listened to officers, which said a lot about the intelligence of civilians.