Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes: I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on
         

I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on


Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Check all other quotes by Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?

Want to display this quote image on your website or blog? Simply copy and paste the below code on your website/blog.

Embed:

Format of this image is jpg. The width and height of image are 1200 and 630, repectively. This image is available for free to download.





I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on
         



Citation

Use the citation below to add this quote to your bibliography:


Styles:

×

MLA Style Citation


"Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached? Quotes." Quoteslyfe.com, 2024. Fri. 29 Mar. 2024. <https://www.quoteslyfe.com/quote/I-spread-eggshells-all-over-my-room-199131>.





Check out


Other quotes of Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?









Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy







Other quotes you may like



I'm just a husband waltzing in the background.

I'm just a husband waltzing in the background.



The closer you can get to your setting and to primary sources, the more authentic your history is going to be.

The closer you can get to your setting and to primary sources, the more authentic your history is going to be.



Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience.

Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience.



The world has always been this way. I am sure in the mystery world of Egypt, ancient Atlantis, you pick a cosmos - There is always somebody on your case.

The world has always been this way. I am sure in the mystery world of Egypt, ancient Atlantis, you pick a cosmos - There is always somebody on your case.



I think the most important beauty lesson I've learned from my mom is to be happy in what you do.

I think the most important beauty lesson I've learned from my mom is to be happy in what you do.



One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.



As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.



The ocean governs the climate and the weather, it is taking care of the temperature and it is shaping the chemistry of our planet.

The ocean governs the climate and the weather, it is taking care of the temperature and it is shaping the chemistry of our planet.



Young people in general - and young women in particular - need to understand that they cannot retrieve in their forties the opportunities they threw away in their twenties.

Young people in general - and young women in particular - need to understand that they cannot retrieve in their forties the opportunities they threw away in their twenties.




Quote Description


This page presents the quote "I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on". Author of this quote is Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?. This quote is about humorous, humor, humor-walking, eggshells, sleep,.