I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?

Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

All knowledge is precious whether or not it serves the slightest human use.

History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.

A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

Above literature?' said the Queen. 'Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

I'm not a writer. I think I can write short stories and poetry, but film writing, brilliant film writing, is a talent - you can't just do it like that.

That which is clearly known hath less terror than that which is but hinted at and guessed.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

How am I supposed to be a mom to two kids, a wife and do a show every night? It's impossible!

I’ve stopped thinking about it. I don’t have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind.

Love is like trench warfare - you cannot see the enemy, but you know he is there and that it is wiser to keep your head down.

My former coach, Simen Agdestein, used to be the best player in Norway.

Miracles can happen when we can keep our consciousness away from analyzing and classifying one another.

Jesus took His flesh from the flesh of Mary

I'm the maknae. All my clothes are picked by my stylist because I don't have an eye for fashion.