I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.

I provide a little comic relief.

You take the quote from Sam Jackson about how he'll never work with a rapper, and I can understand where he's coming from because he says rappers can't act.

Independent films are where you really get to cut your teeth and have some fun and do the things that mainstream Hollywood doesn't want to do.

Tom Arnold and I, we have a huge firefight scene on top of a German tank. I get to shoot 50 caliber rounds. We shoot a helicopter out of the sky. That's the only fight I'm in.

Glenn Close is a living icon. You look at the work, and I think it's wild, because she thinks some of her best work was in Dangerous Liaisons and that's what I believe as well.

Set your heights more than what you see around you, see beyond.

I went to the High School for Performing Arts, and to Howard University on a talent scholarship.

Be ready for when your time comes, you will have that window of opportunity, so seize the moment and capitalise on it.

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.

It takes all sorts to make a world - saints as well as soldiers.

Until you see fear as an opportunity for growth, you won't grow beyond your current self.

That’s another argument for writing: making something that outlasts you.

Well, why did you kill Jeremiah? And don't bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this.

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.

Read every line item until you get it.

Women must destroy in themselves, the desire to be loved-

If you want to be a writer, then write. Write every day!

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes" "Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.

My dog's a gentleman.