I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

We must not forget the beauty of humanity. At the core of our being, we must love humanity.

Ask the poor. They'll tell you who the christians are.

The only way to get positive feelings about yourself is to take positive actions. Man does not live as he thinks he thinks as he lives.

I see retirement as just another of these reinventions, another chance to do new things and be a new version of myself.

Anticipating problems and figuring out how to solve them is actually the opposite of worrying: it's productive.

I definitely think with a lot of hard work, I can be a better player than I was last year, and hopefully, continue to raise the bar every year.

Selfless giving is a choice. The primary choice we make is not what to give, how to give, where to give. What we are trying to do is become perfect givers.

Eighteen is a terrible age, and while I walked around with the conviction that I was somehow more grown-up than my classmates, the truth was that I had merely found a different way of being young.

It is not possible for form to do without matter because it is not separable, nor can matter itself be purged of form.

Your light is more magnificent than sunrise or sunset