I pray a lot. I pray that God will show me what to do and will guide me and lead me.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

If we fix our eyes on Jesus Christ, He will perfect our faith in God.

This very easy divorce had become very difficult. I thought I was in the express lane and it was all fast tracks from there. Think again.

In music, in the sea, in a flower, in a leaf, in an act of kindness... I see what people call God in all these things.

Sometimes you have to go to the bottom in order to start at the Top.

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.

Harness the fire hidden in The Eucharist to bring about a true brotherhood and unity.

I hate everything that merely instructs me without augmenting or directly invigorating my activity.

Method is the arithmetic of success.

I'm a humble guy, okay?