Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

As I bathe myselfI pray with all beingsthat we can purify body and mindand clean ourselves inside and out.

You are the first person who you should treat with humility. Respect yourself and let it overflow to others.

What compels me to write now is the same as all those years ago. It is the love of writing and storytelling, driven by a desire to escape.

I cannot possibly understand how fraternity can be legally enforced without liberty being legally destroyed...

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

If you get a no from somebody, don't say, 'I'm going to take this as some big cosmic signal.' No, you just got a no, deal with it. Just go to the next step.

You never graduate from the school of discipleship.

It has certainly never been news to me that a brave and brilliant man could love other men.

I have always meticulously storyboarded my films from beginning to end.

Once more the storm is howling, and half hid Under this cradle-hood and coverlid My child sleeps on.