I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

In the same way you BELIEVED and RECEIVED salvation, so it is with your healing!

Go ahead, and fear not. You will have a full library at your service.

Pitching is the art of instilling fear by making a man flinch.

It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.

Our stories may be singular, but our destination is shared.

That's what I love about acting, is playing different roles. I want to work for the character, and not make it work for me.

As an overflow of my life - the wake I leave behind with my little dash on earth - I want others to fall in love with Jesus and know of His great hope and purpose for their lives.

When you have nothing left but God,you have more than enough to start over again.

We do not yet possess ourselves, and we know at the same time that we are much more.

And is he honest who resists his genius or conscience only for the sake of present ease or gratification