I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Nos·tal·gia (n):A feeling that lingers long after the taste is gone.

Only locks in life are what you think you know, but don’t. Accept your ignorance and try something new.

I would like to have nothing to do with you for hours on end and then come back and find you, come back with things I’ve thought and found all on my own— on my own, not through you.

Total situations are, therefore, patterns in time as much as patterns in space.

I don't think most people know how to meditate - they fall asleep and they call it meditation.

Some people have nothing but experience.

I'm not looking to be an artist to make money. I'm looking to be an artist.

Hath any wronged thee? be bravely revenged; slight it, and the work is begun; forgive it, and it is finished; he is below himself that is not above an injury.

I had funny memories, too, but the music was more important to me than anything else.

We always cut our poetical theories to suit our talent.