I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

The restless spirit never loses its wings. If sometimes it cannot fly, it is because during those moments the sky vanishes.

Sufis deny the absolute reality of time, space and physical form. These things are both relative and local. They only appear to be absolute.

Be curious! Be crazy with passion! Astound yourself!

Yeah, it always amazes me how quickly people turn into good little socialists when they run out of their stuff. As long as they have something, it's theirs. Let them run out, and you need to share.

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

In every form of womanly love something of motherly love also comes to light.

To say I removes a false impression of a Jovian aloofness.

I believe that everyone chooses how to approach life. If you're proactive, you focus on preparing. If you're reactive, you end up focusing on repairing.

I created a vision of David in my mind and simply carved away everything that was not David.

It's my language, the language I speak. I've spent a lot more time playing music than talking or writing.