I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk. They could probably make some fugitive spill the beans.

I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit of the darkness in there. I like dark comedy a lot.

My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.

I don't know how anyone can work on people's mouths all day long. That disgusts me. I'd rather work on the other end than work on mouths.

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

Maybe the artist becomes the marshal. It'd probably be a very different kind of society with artists in control.

If I'm a criminal, and I'm confronted with a 7-foot tall cop and an albino cop, I'm gonna be so lost, I'm spilling my guts.

I don't argue things being spiritual vs scientific, because I've never met anyone who knows enough about either to be convincing--including myself.

If your spouse wants to cheat on you, he or she will. This world is a haven of opportunities. But no matter what, in any relationship, one must never doubt the spouse

You can thank Henry Ford for that. He was a warlock, you know.

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others

Reflection ingeniously knows how to convert a beauty into a super beauty!

And Sometimes I Feel as if I'm Only a Doorman Awaiting the Arrival of her Royal Majesty.

Patience often gets the credit that belongs to fatigue.

I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

It's your eyes. They're ... more serious than they used to be. Like they've seen things they shouldn't have.