I'm not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Nismo odustali, samo smo nastavili dalje.Toksicne veze nisu vredne spasavanja.

When superstitions infect you, it controls your mind.

How did writing come to me? Like bird’s down on my windowpane, in winter. Just then there rose in the heart a struggle of firebrands, which has, still now, not ended.

When virtue has slept it will arise more vigorous.

Many commit the same crimes with a very different result. One bears a cross for his crime another a crown.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

The dialogue between women is a rich field, but change does not come without a lot of reading, asking, listening, risk-taking and hard work.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

I understand that transposing a song a half step can effect the believability of a lyric.